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分类： 喜剧片 2005

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    诡异又恶心……

  • 刀一雯 9小时前 :

    最后的最后，咱要不还是把“科幻”的标签去了吧。。

  • 冀秀娟 5小时前 :

    本届戛纳的大惊喜。以为《湮灭》已经够WTF了结果出现了这个（褒义）。最后一场戏非常挑战观众的接受能力（毫不夸张），有柯南伯格那些经典的body horror内味儿了。对女性来说既是极度恐惧的也是极度真实的，而对于男性观众来说，我希望他们在经类型片代入女性身体感受时，被十足地震撼到

  • 卫中成 8小时前 :

    当下的两性问题已经到了非常尖锐、极端的程度了，在极度夸张的特效下，一些最本质，最深层次的问题被揭露出来，意识形态、青少年、生育、教育、宗教、文化等等，这些内容要不以非常直观的方式呈现，要不被藏于隐喻之中。不过作为电影，确实没那么出彩，因为其本身也是一种传播意识形态的工具。

  • 出思远 6小时前 :

    符号是直给的，隐喻是表层的，但图像上绝对能载入cult影史（到后半段越看越兴奋。直接联想到阿伦诺夫斯基的《母亲！》一类强符号性的寓言作品，海报之一也让人想到《趣味游戏》，同样不断地对观众实施精神强暴。

  • 堵筠溪 8小时前 :

    具有多译性的片子，不仅讲男人，女人，婚姻，宗教，生育，社会等不同面但唯独和恐怖不粘边。

  • 勤芳洲 8小时前 :

    沉浸式心理恐怖片，无论是基督还是green man还是苹果等一系列的那种西方的文化符号，都让整个片子充斥着诡异的氛围和强烈的挣扎感，个人还是比较喜欢这种异化的表达（主要是这个乡村美景和乡村音乐真的很美）不深刻不cult那还能是A24吗？还是第一次看如此强烈的男性凝视的影片，那种生殖、自然、恶心的象征画面真是一种别样的观影体验。女人逃避着心理压力来到乡村、一次偶然的机会在潮湿的隧道中完成“蒲公英受精”、后遇到四个男权社会压迫女性的象征、他们从无性别逐步变成健全的男人、女人的前夫…

  • 偶乐和 6小时前 :

    在男权社会各种buff加持下的男人们总是如此地团结，暴躁的丈夫、伪善的房东、野外的变态、厌女的男孩、不作为的警察、道貌岸然的牧师，正反夹击，黑脸白脸红脸各司其职，为女性布下天罗地网。

  • 咸萦怀 9小时前 :

    氛围有了，情节有了，观众要的spectacle也有了。可以说是cult片中的邪典，男人套娃生娃确实震撼，但归根结底，恐惧还是源于人的内心。7.5/10

  • 公良泰和 3小时前 :

    不是恐怖片，是恐男片，既诡异又魔幻，惊呆我。

  • 仪玉轩 8小时前 :

    摄影美如画，干净，对称，讲究线条美，色彩饱和度高。血腥场面诡异而且逼真。

  • 斛秋珊 6小时前 :

    加兰这片居然和柯南伯格类似。。。只有美学风格的延续。。。问题是，你可比柯南伯格小了三十岁。。。

  • 宜绮晴 5小时前 :

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  • 佼健柏 5小时前 :

    取景和镜头都极具美感，心魔的艺术化表现新颖而巧妙，你能想到的一切套路这部电影都不会出现，就是前1小时节奏可以再抓一抓，几个男性角色略单薄。裂开的手太经典，看完冲动点了鸡爪外卖。

  • 岑寄柔 5小时前 :

    牛逼.........一定要看未删减版，连环分娩的场景我因为来不及躲避一下全程直视，可能会造成一段时间不小的心理阴影了......

  • 安帆 7小时前 :

    如果把所有意指符号都很清晰地堆砌在观众脸上，那么这部片就既不算是诡异浪潮，也称不上心理恐怖，而是很无聊的形象政论吧。不过，如果能把这部片子介绍给大陆男宝看看也是不错的，起码能让他们理解一下女性对男性的恐惧从何而来，然而大陆女性要面临的问题可不是人家西方后现代社会那样简单。

  • 告凝海 8小时前 :

    五个男人，分别出现在她的身边，每一个都呈现了男性的不同姿态

  • 凌采 0小时前 :

    如果选一个最能够表达女性日常所面临的男性带来的恐惧的词，非“haunted”的莫属。从现实面临的家庭暴力与言语威胁切入，用极端的符号隐喻及画面将女性的恐惧具象化。撕碎宗教与警察带来庇护的谎言，本质还是吃女性。女主吃下苹果后一切不幸随之而来，裸男是亚当，吹开的蒲公英是精子，孕育出怪胎小孩。当女主拿起刀后一切开始变化，躲与藏的主角调换，男性开始孕育生命，一个又一个男人，同一张面孔的男人，最后结尾回到现实，死去的丈夫轻描淡写，只想要爱，真的很讽刺。女性要武器，女性不要仁慈。女性要自我的生活，女性不要道德绑架。

  • 墨山菡 7小时前 :

    A failed attempt of “I’m not like the rest of the men.” 作为男性导演写出的八股文，展现一种对toxic masculinity和女性生存困境完全不理解的tonedeaf。Bravo Alex.

  • 卫亚宁 5小时前 :

    各种隐喻，各种画面，模糊且独特

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